Ye Olde Hashtag Games
Some brilliant person started #addmotherfuckertoShakespeare on Twitter, and whoever it was is now my new favorite person.
“Let me be that I am and seek not to alter me, motherfucker.”
"I must be cruel only to be kind, motherfucker."
"Et tu, motherfucker?"
"Peace! I will stop your mouth, motherfucker!"
"Hell is empty, and all the motherfuckers are here." (My personal favorite.)
"Brevity is the soul of wit, motherfucker."
“Thou sodden-witted motherfucker! Thou hast no more brain than I have in mine elbows.”